Clip-on man buns are things you can actually buy

Yes, clip-on man buns are real and they’re quite horrifying. You can purchase the removable ball of hair through Groupon for the low price of just $9.99. 

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“This attachable—and, equally important, detachable—man bun lets you blend in with your surroundings, putting it on when you smell fair-trade coffee or hear a banjo, and taking it off when someone utters the word bro,” reads the product’s description. 

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We’re not exactly sure what level this put society on, and we’re not sure if we want to know.