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Taco Bell drops hot sauce onesies, more perfect for post-2 a.m. snacking

Taco Bell, the genius fast-food company built upon multiple permutations of the same five food items, unveiled their latest merchandise. Starting today, the company’s online shop is now offering onesies of your favorite hot sauce packets among other thematic products. For the nominal price of $79.95 each, you can acquire onesies of their branded mild, […]

Ohio music store would “rather starve” than sell to Trump supporters

An Ohio music store by the name of Joe’s Music has come under fire for it hesitancy to to sell its merchandise to Trump supporters. The owner, who has only been identified as Joe, hung a sign in his window denouncing right wingers’ practices. Then, the shop’s owner shared a photo of the sign to […]

5 things to look out for on Record Store Day 2016

Ah, Record Store Day—the thought of it can’t help but bring a smile to the face of any analog music fanatic. It smells like crisp cardboard and shrink-wrapped plastic, it sounds like the warm static pop as the needle finds the groove and it feels like spending hard-earned money on a limited release you woke […]