u.s. senate candidate

Did Kid Rock's fake Senate run violate campaign finance laws?

That fake Senate campaign from Kid Rock apparently didn’t defy any political finance laws set forth by the Federal Election Commission, according to a new report by the Detroit Free Press, even though the Republican-baiting “Kid Rock for U.S. Senate” bid was a purely promotional stunt tied to the “Bawitdaba” rocker’s upcoming album and tour. […]

U.S. Senate candidate admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood

U.S. Senate hopeful Augustus Sol Invictus has reportedly admitted to sacrificing a live goat and drinking its blood. According to the Associated Press, Augustus executed the pagan ritual in 2013 after fasting for a week in the Mojave Desert.  ”I did sacrifice a goat. I know that's probably a quibble in the mind of most […]
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