Look at this Warped Tour mosher eating beans in the pit - updated
It’s bittersweet: Will this really be the last year we can stare, wide-eyed and bewildered, at the mosh pit feats of Warped Tour? Will the hot parking lots and Corporate Pavilions of America soon be abandoned? To wonder, to wonder.
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Alas, there’s a final bright spot. Please enjoy the following video of a man eating a can of beans in a Warped mosh pit, apparently during Kublai Khan‘s set, as shared by Theprp.com. Truly, this man has lived! May his bean-fueled moshing carry him through a soon-to-be Warped Tour-less life.
just a man and his beans pic.twitter.com/9800ekI0xC
— baby bøy (@loganakasad) July 23, 2018
UPDATE: Monday, Aug. 6, at 10 p.m. EDT
If just one video of this guy eating a can of beans during Kublai Khan‘s set at Warped Tour wasn’t enough, we have great news for you—there’s more! Specifically, eight more videos of him eating beans in different mosh pits. The man himself, Josiah Hintz, took to Twitter to share the awesome footage.
“Had a good time at warped tour,” he wrote in a tweet. “Just hanging with my bros and my beans.” Really, it does sound like a great time. Watch a few of the videos below:
Had a good time at warped tour. Just hanging with my bros and my beans. pic.twitter.com/iRXt41rXhy
— Josiah Hintz (@HintzJosiah) August 4, 2018
Get ready for the bean-pocalypse pic.twitter.com/EFzFy88paX
— Josiah Hintz (@HintzJosiah) August 4, 2018
— Josiah Hintz (@HintzJosiah) August 4, 2018
— Josiah Hintz (@HintzJosiah) August 4, 2018
— Josiah Hintz (@HintzJosiah) August 4, 2018
Just eatin beans @KublaiKhanTX @Unearthofficial @Nekrogoblikon pic.twitter.com/5HSkJwZfVJ
— Josiah Hintz (@HintzJosiah) August 4, 2018