2020 will be remembered for many reasons, but one positive thing that’s come out of it is that people have been spending a lot more time cooking and baking at home.
It seems like more people than ever have been baking bread for the first time or trying a different cookie recipe to learn something new and kill some time.
In case you’re feeling inspired to go into the kitchen, we found 10 dark AF baking projects that any goth should try at home. Not only will you be rewarded with a totally Instagrammable masterpiece, but you will get to eat your delicious creation after as well. You can check those out below.
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it’s a slightly modified version of the blackass horchata tiramisu i posted last week (scroll back 5). this time i added black cocoa powder to the espresso for a blackass chocolatey moment. also added another 4 oz of mascarpone because i absolutely am able. this isn’t super sweet, and i love how the bitterness of unsweetened black cocoa cuts through the richness of the mascarpone. i also added 3ml of @proof.wellness cbd + thc rich tincture (60mg cbd, 3mg thc) to the espresso to make her a little bit medicated. watch me make it in my stories! while you’re here, take a second to click on my “support” highlight for links to donate directly to organizations, sign petitions, contact officials and be the best anti-racist you can be to support the Black community. blackass tiramisu 3/4 cup of espresso or very strong coffee 1/4 cup black cocoa, plus more for dusting 5 large egg yolks, room temperature 1/3 cup sugar 2 cups (16 oz) mascarpone cheese 1 1/2 cups heavy cream 24 lady fingers In a small sauce pan, heat coffee until steamy. Add in the cocoa and stir until dissolved. Let cool in the fridge while you prepare the cream. In a large bowl, use a hand mixer to beat together egg yolks and sugar until it’s increased in volume – it’ll be thick and cream and pale yellow. Add in the mascarpone and beat until completely combined. In another bowl, whip heavy cream until stiff peaks, then fold into the yolk-mascarpone mixture. Quickly dip a lady finger in the cooled cocoa coffee and place in an 8×8 dish until you have one single layer. Top with half of the mascarpone. Repeat. Place about 1 tbsp of black cocoa powder in a little sieve and dust the top of the tiramisu with black cocoa. Chill for at least 6 hours before serving.
Recipe developer @itsholly on Instagram has an entire feed filled with the dark creations she makes, including black dumplings with squid ink and tacos. There are almost too many recipes to pick from, but you should definitely try out her black tiramisu, especially if you need to bring a dessert to your next socially distanced celebration. The key is getting black cocoa powder, and the rest of the recipe is pretty similar to a typical tiramisu.
Charcoal ice cream
Black ice cream was the original dark dessert to take over the internet, so why not make your own at home? You will need to get some activated charcoal and dry ice to try out this recipe from Tasty, but it’s a simple and rewarding treat to make on a hot summer day.
Oreo cinnamon rolls
These Oreo cinnamon rolls from A Classic Twist are the ideal treat for any cookies-and-cream lover, and they contain an Oreo cheesecake filling to take it up a notch. This recipe is definitely a bit labor-intensive, but once you master it, your friends and family will beg you to make this for every future brunch.
Black chocolate cake
This black chocolate cake from Food Network Kitchen is as dark as it gets. It’s rich, decadent and definitely a day-long project well worth the work. Perfect the recipe so you can make it as a birthday cake for your most emo friend—or yourself if you’d prefer.
Double dark chocolate chip shortbread cookies
If you love chocolate, these are the ultimate cookies for you. They have a deep flavor from the dark cocoa powder, and they’re extremely moist and gooey. You might have to stop yourself from eating the whole tray right out of the oven.
Black truffle macarons
Macarons are like a milestone for bakers to accomplish, so if you’re going to make them, why not make them goth? This recipe from Tastemade incorporates sliced truffle for an extremely deep flavor, but you could leave it out and stick to cocoa powder and food coloring to make them as black as possible.
Dark chocolate black bean brownies
Adding black beans to this recipe not only contributes to their dark color, but it also makes this dessert healthier than normal. Aside from the black bean swap, the recipe is pretty typical for brownies, so it should be an easy way to mix things up in your kitchen.
Sourdough bread with charcoal
Making sourdough bread is a little passé, but this black loaf with activated charcoal is right up our alley. Bake-Street uses activated charcoal and garnishes with black sesame seeds for a unique loaf that will have your Instagram notifications blowing up.
Even cheesecake can be taken to the dark side with a little food coloring and blackberry topping. We like this recipe because not only is the topping black, but so is the entire cheesecake.
Black sesame brittle
If you’re looking to experiment with making candy, try out this black sesame brittle that calls for little ingredients but a lot of precision. This is also a great thing to make and put into gift bags for your friends.