Well, Kentucky Fried Chicken are now selling firelogs that will fill your living room with the ever-interesting smell of fried chicken.
Yes, you heard that correctly.
The KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog will make your home smell of the southern restaurant chain for upwards of two to three hours — You know, just in case you want that.
Additionally, according to the firelog’s purchase page, the firelog is made entirely of recycled materials and can be stored with no shelf life. From Enviro-Log, a single scented oddity costs $18.99, which includes shipping and handling to the United States and Canada.
“Imbued with the unmistakable, mouth-watering aroma of Colonel Sanders’ secret recipe, the KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog finally puts to rest the age-old dilemma, ‘How can I make this fire a hundred bajillion times better?’,” KFC says. “Pick up a firelog today, and you’ll be wondering how you were ever able to enjoy a fire that didn’t smell like fried chicken.”
Introducing the 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog from Enviro-Log®, the best way to make a fire smell less like fire and more like fried chicken. Get yours today at https://t.co/u2baCmHQYF. pic.twitter.com/y4TRf4cqQs
— KFC (@kfc) December 13, 2018
Despite its enticing perks, it is warned that the log can attract wild bears. Additionally, KFC tells buyers to not eat the firelog. They also advise customers to not put their face in the fireplace to smell its full effects.
That really makes you wonder, doesn’t it?
Anyway, if you’re really feeling up for it, you can pick up your own KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog here. However, there is a limit to one 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog per customer.
Best of luck with that.
If you could make a firelog and have it smell like any one thing, what would its scent be? Let us know in the comments below.