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You can now buy vinyl records made with urine and hair

People are pressing everything into vinyl records nowadays—whether it’s bible ashes or menstrual blood, the imaginations of some musicians never fail to amaze. But now! You can have your very own vinyl record made with human hair and piss. Yummy. Eohippus’ “Getting Your Hair Wet With Pee” is described as “an anthem so majestic, it […]

In Finland, cough drop commercials appeal to metal vocalists

Metal Injection recently unearthed this Finnish cough drop commercial. It starts like a music video for an extreme black-metal band. The video is then cut by the director to reveal the band’s vocalist with a sore throat. He then takes a cough drop, and his voice sounds a lot smoother—too smooth, in this case. Why […]

‘South Park’ release full Lorde parody, “Push (Feeling Good On A Wednesday)”

South Park recently spoofed New Zealand pop star Lorde on one of their episodes. During the episode, Lorde’s true identity was revealed to be that of Stan’s dad, Randy. Now, the creators of the Comedy Central series have released a full version of their Lorde parody song, “Push (Feeling Good On A Wednesday),” from the episode. According to […]

The Hell troll Nickelback with “How You Remind Me” parody

Professional shit-starters the Hell recently stirred up some serious debate when their frontman, “Nails,” penned an open letter to metalcore, telling the genre to “f*ck off.” Now, in response to the recent campaign launched to keep arena-rockers Nickelback out of London, the Hell have released a cover/parody of the band’s hit, “How You Remind Me,” […]

A day in the life of awkward black metal teenagers

Dangerous Minds recently dug up this old music video, and, honestly, it’s worth revisiting. The video (for the song “Nephicide”) was released in 2009 by LA band Jogger and follows the day-to-day life of a pair of awkward black metal teenagers. The whole thing is quite hilarious—seeing these creepy kids piss off their parents, go […]

YouTuber Jarrod Alonge is making a satire album on the clichés of pop-punk, metalcore, emo and more

YouTuber Jarrod Alonge is pretty good at making us laugh. Chances are, you’ve seen one of his more popular videos, like, “Every Pop Punk Vocalist” or “How To Pronounce Band Names.” While creating these videos, he’s also created a world of fictional bands that play on hilarious tropes found within the genres. Take Sunrise Skater […]

So Pornhub has a record label now

Over the summer, massive pornography website Pornhub released a NSFW music video for Coolio’s “Take It To The Tub.” Now, it looks like the company is venturing further into the music industry. Billboard has reported that yesterday marked the official launch of Pornhub Records. They are having a song search to locate an official “anthem” […]

Here’s a list of band names banned from a Christian radio station

Dangerous Minds recently dug up this old list of band names that were banned from a Christian radio station. WSOU is a heavy metal station housed in a Roman Catholic University and does not use the terms “Devil, Satan, God, Jesus” or any Catholic references that can be portrayed in a negative light. The list isn’t […]

Church drummer goes metal, overpowers singer, just starts soloing

This hilarious video has been making its way around the web. It starts with a church singer/keyboardist giving an emotional performance of “Oceans.” But as she gets into the chorus, the percussion explodes and the drummer just starts going into his own solos. The drummer—wearing a bandana—just continues to bash and pound in a style […]

Here’s the SpongeBob-themed metal band you asked for

The good people at MetalSucks have unearthed this band, xSPONGECOREx, who make metal songs inspired by Nickelodeon’s hit cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants. The band just released their debut track, “Right Where I Want You,” which is super heavy and goes something like this: “Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!” It’s a clever reference to a classic episode of […]

Watch members of A Day To Remember get inside blow-up balls and battle each other

A Day To Remember recently spent some time in Rochester, New York and music photographer Adam Elmakias filmed it. You can check out some of the footage Elmakias captured, which contains BBQ indulgence, dressing room shenanigans, and members of the band getting inside blow-up balls and running into each other, below. In case you missed it, you can […]

Guy dancing in the middle of the road to Weezer gives no f*cks

Radio station 97 ZOK captured this footage of a man, who gives literally zero fucks, dancing to Weezer in the middle of a busy road in Rockford, Illinois. In the video, the man energetically dances around traffic and plays air guitar to a nearby cover band (Who? We have no clue) performing Weezer’s “El Scorcho.” Check […]

Young The Giant frontman makes ridiculous frisbee catch onstage

Earlier this year, Weezer drummer Patrick Wilson made a stunning frisbee catch onstage while performing the song “Beverly Hills.” The drummer managed to catch the rogue projectile without missing a beat. Now, Young The Giant are challenging Weezer’s frisbee dominance. Last weekend at Michigan’s Mo Pop Festival, YTG frontman Sameer Gadhia made a long-distance catch onstage […]

Lego Darth Vader drumming to death metal is exactly what you need

YouTube user LegonardoDaFinci has uploaded an incredible playthrough video of Lego Darth Vader drumming to English progressive death metal band Akercocke’s song, “Eyes Of The Dawn.” As the good people at MetalSucks point out, this is the same Lego enthusiast who uploaded a playthrough video of a Cryptopsy song a year ago. The video was done […]

Upon A Burning Body vocalist: “What publicity stunt?”

Last week, Texas metalcore act Upon A Burning Body pulled a publicity stunt where they falsely alarmed fans that their singer, Danny Leal, was missing. After being publicly condemned by their label, Sumerian Records, the band remained quiet about the whole incident—but did still manage to release two new singles and announce a new album. In a […]

How bands are using social media wrong

A video has been making its way around YouTube, poking fun at the way local bands use social media. The video touches on a lot of the typical promo you’ll see from bands on Facebook and Twitter—asking for “likes,” teasing “announcements.” You've definitely heard most of them before. Even though the video is about local bands, […]

Watch Funeral For A Friend’s bassist slip onstage twice during the same song

Funeral For A Friend bassist Richard Boucher ended up slipping onstage twice during the same song recently. The band were performing at the Godiva Festival in Coventry, England, when Boucher slipped on could’ve been a wet stage during the song “Roses For The Dead.” To be fair, the second slip looks like it may have […]

Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder drinks wine out of a fan’s shoe

At a recent Pearl Jam show in Stockholm, Sweden, this past weekend, frontman Eddie Vedder found himself with a bottle of red wine onstage but no glass to drink it out of. One fan decided to save the day and throw their red Converse sneaker on the stage. “I'm gonna do you one better,” the “Alive” […]

Jack White cut off by venue, keeps performing anyway

Former White Stripes frontman Jack White recently performed a show at Dublin’s Royal Hospital Kilmainham with the Kills. The singer/songwriter played a massive (25-song) set, including White Stripes hits like “Seven Nation Army” and “Icky Thump,” along with his newer solo tracks like “Lazaretto.” According to Consequence Of Sound, during “Goodnight, Irene,” the venue pulled the plug and turned […]

This musician is asking for naked selfies instead of money for his new album

Loke Rahbek (Var, Sexdrome, Lust For Youth) has a new album out under his moniker, Croatian Amor, which is only available on cassette tape. The album, titled The Wild Palms, is not available for traditional purchase but can be exchanged for a “full-frontal nude self-portrait” of yourself with the title of the album written somewhere on your body. Rahbek […]
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