15 hilariously savage Wendy’s roasts the fast food chain has served
Whether they’re dropping the world’s hottest beef mixtape or roasting our favorite bands, the mastermind behind the Wendy’s Twitter account is the hero we don’t deserve. National Roast Day kicked off 2019 in the best way possible, skewering everyone from State Champs to Hopeless Records.
We’ve gathered some of our favorite zingers to create a list of our 15 favorite Wendy’s roasts. So grab yourself some spicy nuggets, a delicious Frosty and dive into these hilarious tweets.
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1. Victory Records
And we need somebody to pick up this leftover stack of samplers from the early 2000s. It's like emo AOL minutes. #NationalRoastDay
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
You’re only lying to yourself if you say you don’t have a stack of Victory Records samples from Warped Tour in your room.
2. Hooters
Uniforms our employees can wear in the winter.
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
The heat from this burn is more than enough to keep us warm this winter.
3. Most Returned Item
This holiday's most returned item. #NationalRoastDay https://t.co/Gkbj1Y0KOQ
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
Wendy’s doesn’t care if you have the receipt or not.
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4. Popeyes
lol, guess that means the food’s as dry as the jokes https://t.co/aX3XnRunNW
— WENDY’S SPICY NUGGETS ARE BACK!!! (@Wendys) August 20, 2019
We all knew Wendy’s just couldn’t sit by without chiming in on the heated chicken sandwich debate sparked by Popeyes.
5. Hopeless Records
Thank you @Wendys. If you'll excuse us, we need to go buy some aloe. 🔥 pic.twitter.com/gy9nRYqFv4
— Hopeless Records (@hopelessrecords) January 4, 2019
Why do they have to bring eyeliner into this?
6. Beartooth
But who's The Rock without the people's elbow? #NationalRoastDay
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
The two go hand in hand, obviously.
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7. State Champs
Just when you thought pop punk was dead and gone someone threw a new coat of paint on New Found to get them on top 40. #NationalRoastDay
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
This burn is Living Proof that Wendy’s doesn’t hold back.
8. Sleep On It
fill your lungs with unimportant things like your music 😉
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
They really went there, didn’t they?
9. Silent Planet
oh is this an Underoath cover band? #NationalRoastDay
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
Seriously, who runs this Twitter account?
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10. Ghost Key
We don't have that much power. #NationalRoastDay
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
Ouch.
11. Memphis May Fire
Wasn't sure if Crown The Empire would show up today, but just at the last second.
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
Wendy’s music knowledge is proof they’re one of us.
12. Insomnia Cookies
Being baked is probably good for your business tbh
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
We mean, they’re not wrong.
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13. Jeffree Star
How many Jeffree Star tutorials did it take to do your makeup
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
Do you think this roast is Jeffree Star-approved?
14. Devon Sawa
Can't make this too harsh because if your name starts trending in 2019 people might think you've died. 😉 https://t.co/Pm8EbpMHCO
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
This burn is enough to make us remove our blindfold.
15. Columbus Blue Jackets
Hey pals, is it weird to be friends with somebody with so many cups? #NationalRoastDay https://t.co/fvFrErrolC
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) January 4, 2019
Pulling out all the punches!