wendy’s national roast day
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Whether they’re dropping the world’s hottest beef mixtape or roasting our favorite bands, the mastermind behind the Wendy’s Twitter account is the hero we don’t deserve. National Roast Day kicked off 2019 in the best way possible, skewering everyone from State Champs to Hopeless Records

We’ve gathered some of our favorite zingers to create a list of our 15 favorite Wendy’s roasts. So grab yourself some spicy nuggets, a delicious Frosty and dive into these hilarious tweets.

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1. Victory Records

You’re only lying to yourself if you say you don’t have a stack of Victory Records samples from Warped Tour in your room.

2. Hooters

The heat from this burn is more than enough to keep us warm this winter.

3. Most Returned Item

Wendy’s doesn’t care if you have the receipt or not.

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4. Popeyes

We all knew Wendy’s just couldn’t sit by without chiming in on the heated chicken sandwich debate sparked by Popeyes.

5. Hopeless Records

Why do they have to bring eyeliner into this?

6. Beartooth

The two go hand in hand, obviously.

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7. State Champs

This burn is Living Proof that Wendy’s doesn’t hold back.

8. Sleep On It

They really went there, didn’t they?

9. Silent Planet

Seriously, who runs this Twitter account?

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10. Ghost Key

Ouch.

11. Memphis May Fire

Wendy’s music knowledge is proof they’re one of us.

12. Insomnia Cookies

We mean, they’re not wrong.

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13. Jeffree Star

Do you think this roast is Jeffree Star-approved?

14. Devon Sawa

This burn is enough to make us remove our blindfold.

15. Columbus Blue Jackets

Pulling out all the punches!