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If there's one thing the alternative world is great at, it's coming up with out-of-this-world band names and songs. We mean, we love taking vowels out of words, swapping a "V" in its place and the like. With unique band names and made-up words, this obviously comes with some discourse relating to how the band name is actually pronounced...

Yesterday, Senses Fail dug back into their old Warped Tour beef with Attila. The exchange played out after a Twitter user seemingly associated with the latter band reignited the feud sparked by apparent homophobic comments that Attilla frontman Chris "Fronz" Fronzak made onstage during the summer 2015 run of the traveling tour. Soon after...

You've waited in line for who knows how long just to get a few precious seconds with you favorite band. Amidst all the nerves and the chaos you forgot to grab something for them to sign. It's happened to almost all of us, but often our best ideas come under the greatest pressure. Someti ...

Earlier today, YouTuber Jarrod Alonge uploaded a shirt to his site that says “Kanookla Pook: Everything is so phonetic,” inspired by a band pronunciation video he published to YouTube in 2014. Knuckle Puck’s John Siorek and Joe Taylor responded to Alonge’s new merch, showing that it is a direct comparison to the group's own merch and creative design. Knuckle Puck | Jarrod A...

We didn’t just invite your favorite bands to walk the Red Carpet this year—we challenged them! Twitter’s newest feature, Twitter Challenger, lets artists to respond to certain “challenges” in gifs or videos. Whether it was giving a snappy answer to the Jack and Alex debate or showing off their air guitar skills, these VIPs were not shy. We had the artists give us ...

'Tis the season for holiday jams. Thankfully, we've got Jarrod Alonge always at the ready with a good pop-punk parody! His new track, "12 Days of a Pop Punk Christmas," features pop-punk staples like skinny khakis, vinyl and pizza (obviously). The s ...

With the holiday season just around the corner, Fearless Records have announced they will be releasing a deluxe edition of “Punk Goes Christmas” for when you’re just too hardcore for Christmas music.  Set to be released on November 27—after Thanksgiving, when it’s actually appropriate to start listening to Christmas music—the deluxe edition of “Punk Goes Christmas” will add four new tracks to the

We’ve teamed up with YouTuber Jarrod Alonge for a premiers of his new song, “Suck My 401k,” which is an Attila parody that features a guest solo from the band’s guitarist, Chris Linck. Stream the absolutely outrageous track below and be sure to leave us a comment with your thoughts! Jarrod’s re-release o ...

Popular YouTuber Jarrod Alonge continues to channel his comedic musical talents as he's just released a brand new video for "Inconceivable Somatic Defecation," a lyrically disgusting cut from his most recent album, Beating A Dead Horse. Under the pseudonym of Vermicide Violence, Alonge joins forces with fellow YouTuber and Dissimulator vocalist Jared Dines for a wildly accurate deathcore

Jarrod Alonge's satirical band Amidst The Grave's Demons have released a video for the song "Save My Life." The video features footage from Warped Tour 2015 with band members from The Wonder Years, Silverstein, Blessthefall, We Came As Romans, Miss May I and many more. Check ...

Over the course of this summer's Warped Tour, YouTuber Jarrod Alonge has been teaming up with the members of Blessthefall to spoof the popular television series, The Office. In the latest installment, Lynn Gunn and the rest of PVRIS guest for what is arguably the most comical clip yet. Check i ...

At the Denver date of Warped Tour, YouTuber Jarrod Alonge captured this incredibly unnecessary-yet-awesome moment of August Burns Red’s Jake Luhrs introducing Pierce The Veil to a new, unchartered realm of destruction. Watch below as Jake joins the band for their performance of "Caraphernelia." Wa... Read More ...

Youtuber/comedian/musician Jarrod Alonge attended the APMAs this past Wednesday in Cleveland, Ohio and took some time to focus on what your favorite bands were wearing. In his fashion police recap video, Alonge mostly rips apart the wardrobe choices made by many, with everyone from Asking Alexandria to Weezer getting jabs. Lin ...

The 2015 AP Music Awards was epic and exciting, complete with a long list of hilarious moments and jokes. We've gathered a collection of the best, most laughable vines from the night to share them with you! Enjoy and show us your favorite vines! "... Read More ...

Our favorite YouTuber Jarrod Alonge is currently on the Vans Warped Tour doing his thing. In this video, we see just how hot Warped can be from members of We Came As Romans, Miss May I, PVRIS, As It Is, Beartooth and the Word Alive (who aren't even on the tour this year). Watch b ...

Jarrod Alonge's debut satire album, Beating A Dead Horse, is taking the internet by storm and now, the Billboard charts. This week, the album holds the No. 1 spot for Comedy Albums and the No. 18 spot for New Artist Album. Check out Alonge's official announcement:     (function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagN...

YouTuber Jarrod Alonge has posted a full stream of his debut satire album, Beating A Dead Horse, in which he takes on the clichés of pop-punk, metalcore, deathcore and more. Listen to the LP in full below and be sure to leave us a comment with your thoughts. Video: Jarrod Along... Read More ... Read More ...

Jarrod Alonge has teamed up with former Haarp Machine and Intervals member Mike Semesky for his latest single, "Cosmic Metaphysical Verisimilitude." The track points out the cliches found within the djent genre, which are really just large words strung together. Give it a lis ...

Jarrod Alonge has teamed up with Set It Off's Cody Carson and fellow YouTuber Stevie T for a new Sunrise Skater Kids song. Listen to "Love Me Back" below and leave us a comment with your thoughts. The track is taken from Alonge's upcoming debut satire album, Beating A Dead Horse, which is due out May 26. The LP was engineered ...

Jarrod Alonge has debuted the lead single from his upcoming satire album, Beating A Dead Horse, which is due out May 26. Listen to "Hey Jarrod, What's That Song Again?" below. Throughout the track, Jarrod takes on names such as Asking Alexandria, the Devil Wears Prada, Bring Me The Horizon, Sleeping With Sirens and countless others for a metalcore takedown. What do you think ... Read Mor