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10 band name pronunciations that fans don't always agree on
If there’s one thing the alternative world is great at, it’s coming up with out-of-this-world band names and songs. We mean, we love taking vowels out of words, swapping a “V” in its place and the like. With unique band names and made-up words, this obviously comes with some discourse relating to how the band […]
Kevin Lyman weighs in on Attila, Senses Fail resurfaced Warped Tour beef
Yesterday, Senses Fail dug back into their old Warped Tour beef with Attila. The exchange played out after a Twitter user seemingly associated with the latter band reignited the feud sparked by apparent homophobic comments that Attilla frontman Chris “Fronz” Fronzak made onstage during the summer 2015 run of the traveling tour. Soon after, Fronz responded to the […]
9 weird items bands have signed
[Photo by: Ebay/Stacked Like Pancakes] You've waited in line for who knows how long just to get a few precious seconds with you favorite band. Amidst all the nerves and the chaos you forgot to grab something for them to sign. It's happened to almost all of us, but often our best ideas come under […]
Knuckle Puck call out YouTuber Jarrod Alonge for selling T-shirt parodying their name and album
Earlier today, YouTuber Jarrod Alonge uploaded a shirt to his site that says “Kanookla Pook: Everything is so phonetic,” inspired by a band pronunciation video he published to YouTube in 2014. Knuckle Puck’s John Siorek and Joe Taylor responded to Alonge’s new merch, showing that it is a direct comparison to the group's own merch […]
10 best air guitar moments on the 2016 APMAs Red Carpet
We didn’t just invite your favorite bands to walk the Red Carpet this year—we challenged them! Twitter’s newest feature, Twitter Challenger, lets artists to respond to certain “challenges” in gifs or videos. Whether it was giving a snappy answer to the Jack and Alex debate or showing off their air guitar skills, these VIPs were […]
Hear '12 Days Of Christmas,' pop-punk style
'Tis the season for holiday jams. Thankfully, we've got Jarrod Alonge always at the ready with a good pop-punk parody! His new track, “12 Days of a Pop Punk Christmas,” features pop-punk staples like skinny khakis, vinyl and pizza (obviously). The song is part of Punk Goes Christmas, released November 27. The new compilation features […]
Punk Goes to release deluxe Christmas edition
With the holiday season just around the corner, Fearless Records have announced they will be releasing a deluxe edition of “Punk Goes Christmas” for when you’re just too hardcore for Christmas music. Set to be released on November 27—after Thanksgiving, when it’s actually appropriate to start listening to Christmas music—the deluxe edition of “Punk Goes […]
Jarrod Alonge teams with Attila guitarist for outrageous "Suck My 401k" parody (exclusive)
We’ve teamed up with YouTuber Jarrod Alonge for a premiers of his new song, “Suck My 401k,” which is an Attila parody that features a guest solo from the band’s guitarist, Chris Linck. Stream the absolutely outrageous track below and be sure to leave us a comment with your thoughts! Jarrod’s re-release of his Beating […]
Jarrod Alonge suffers a diarrhea breakdown in deathcore parody video
Popular YouTuber Jarrod Alonge continues to channel his comedic musical talents as he's just released a brand new video for “Inconceivable Somatic Defecation,” a lyrically disgusting cut from his most recent album, Beating A Dead Horse. Under the pseudonym of Vermicide Violence, Alonge joins forces with fellow YouTuber and Dissimulator vocalist Jared Dines for a wildly […]
Jarrod Alonge shares Amidst The Grave's Demons video ft. PVRIS, August Burns Red, As It Is, more
Jarrod Alonge's satirical band Amidst The Grave's Demons have released a video for the song “Save My Life.” The video features footage from Warped Tour 2015 with band members from The Wonder Years, Silverstein, Blessthefall, We Came As Romans, Miss May I and many more. Check out the video below and tell us what you […]
PVRIS, Blessthefall members spoof 'The Office' in hilarious new video
Over the course of this summer's Warped Tour, YouTuber Jarrod Alonge has been teaming up with the members of Blessthefall to spoof the popular television series, The Office. In the latest installment, Lynn Gunn and the rest of PVRIS guest for what is arguably the most comical clip yet. Check it out, along with the two […]
Pierce The Veil perform with August Burns Red vocalist, unnecessary-yet-awesome heaviness ensues
At the Denver date of Warped Tour, YouTuber Jarrod Alonge captured this incredibly unnecessary-yet-awesome moment of August Burns Red’s Jake Luhrs introducing Pierce The Veil to a new, unchartered realm of destruction. Watch below as Jake joins the band for their performance of “Caraphernelia.” Watch: Pierce The Veil perform at the 2015 APMAs Jake Luhrs […]
Jarrod Alonge plays fashion police at APMAs
Youtuber/comedian/musician Jarrod Alonge attended the APMAs this past Wednesday in Cleveland, Ohio and took some time to focus on what your favorite bands were wearing. In his fashion police recap video, Alonge mostly rips apart the wardrobe choices made by many, with everyone from Asking Alexandria to Weezer getting jabs. Lines like “I didn't know that […]
The top 10 vines of the 2015 APMAs
The 2015 AP Music Awards was epic and exciting, complete with a long list of hilarious moments and jokes. We've gathered a collection of the best, most laughable vines from the night to share them with you! Enjoy and show us your favorite vines! “Shark Attack” “Ryan of Miss May I speaks truth” […]
Watch We Came As Romans, PVRIS, Beartooth members tell Jarrod Alonge how hot Warped is
Our favorite YouTuber Jarrod Alonge is currently on the Vans Warped Tour doing his thing. In this video, we see just how hot Warped can be from members of We Came As Romans, Miss May I, PVRIS, As It Is, Beartooth and the Word Alive (who aren't even on the tour this year). Watch below and […]
Jarrod Alonge's 'Beating A Dead Horse' tops Billboard charts, No. 1 Comedy Album
Jarrod Alonge's debut satire album, Beating A Dead Horse, is taking the internet by storm and now, the Billboard charts. This week, the album holds the No. 1 spot for Comedy Albums and the No. 18 spot for New Artist Album. Check out Alonge's official announcement: Billboard numbers don't really mean much unless […]
Jarrod Alonge parodies metalcore, pop-punk, more on debut album, 'Beating A Dead Horse'—full stream
YouTuber Jarrod Alonge has posted a full stream of his debut satire album, Beating A Dead Horse, in which he takes on the clichés of pop-punk, metalcore, deathcore and more. Listen to the LP in full below and be sure to leave us a comment with your thoughts. Video: Jarrod Alonge shows you kidnapping Tyler Carter is not the […]
Ex-Haarp Machine member joins Jarrod Alonge for "Cosmic Metaphysical Verisimilitude" djent parody
Jarrod Alonge has teamed up with former Haarp Machine and Intervals member Mike Semesky for his latest single, “Cosmic Metaphysical Verisimilitude.” The track points out the cliches found within the djent genre, which are really just large words strung together. Give it a listen below and leave us a comment with your thoughts. Listen: Jarrod Alonge takes on Asking […]
Jarrod Alonge teams with Set It Off's Cody Carson for new Sunrise Skater Kids song
Jarrod Alonge has teamed up with Set It Off's Cody Carson and fellow YouTuber Stevie T for a new Sunrise Skater Kids song. Listen to “Love Me Back” below and leave us a comment with your thoughts. The track is taken from Alonge's upcoming debut satire album, Beating A Dead Horse, which is due out May 26. The LP […]
Jarrod Alonge takes on Asking Alexandria, BMTH, more with "Hey Jarrod, What's That Song Again?"
Jarrod Alonge has debuted the lead single from his upcoming satire album, Beating A Dead Horse, which is due out May 26. Listen to “Hey Jarrod, What's That Song Again?” below. Throughout the track, Jarrod takes on names such as Asking Alexandria, the Devil Wears Prada, Bring Me The Horizon, Sleeping With Sirens and countless others for a […]
